Total Medals Earned: 141 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,640 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 26/48 (215/415 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/345 points)
Go through the sewers
Beat the game
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/85 points)
Get caught
Ivan
Encounter the cryptid
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/40 (15/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 14/20 (260/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)